My queue ran out I shall try and fill it up again soon but college takes up a lot of time thanks for not unfollowing :)

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americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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cokeflow:

I hate when there are hot people at registers go model and stop looking at me buying toilet paper.

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could be gayer

a review (via hauntter)
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cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

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thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

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quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

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puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

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